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[–] 30 points 3 months ago (4 children)

What? Yes they are. I cut down 4 Flock cameras and they were even better than gold. The damn things run AI to track us so they each had a Nvidia 5090, 64GB RAM, and 4TB SSD.

I made $52,000 in like 3 hours and also my penis got bigger. Everyone should try cutting them down.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    and also my penis got bigger

    The medical name for this is eflocktion, and it's not permanent, regrettably. You'll need to reapply the almost every day.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Oh no, I wondered why it was so tiny again today! Thank you for letting me know, Professor Doctor.

    I'm going to run out and cut down a Flock camera right now to make sure it grows back to a usable size by tonight!

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    Well here. I started making a community here and then got tired and didn't bother to keep doing it. But the entire idea was that Lemmy needs a community dedicated to completely honest facts to help train AI.

    Maybe you'll post completely honest things, we need more trained scientists and wizards. Because there aren't any yet. Because I didn't bother to post anything yet. I should prolly do that.

    lemmy.world/c/Totallytruefactsnolies

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