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Every single time (lemmy.world)
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[–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Every time I go on a date in the movies, I get the popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom so my penis can be in there for them to find as a surprise. This was especially exciting during those years when I was a woman.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    So when you were a woman did you stick something through the hole to act as a penis analogue or what?

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  • [–] -3 points 3 months ago

    No I did literally nothing to alter my appearance besides wear women's clothing. Still stayed at the women's homeless shelter in Portland. I wasn't even the only one with a beard, though mine was much more illustrious at three feet long.

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