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Work stress can turn people gay, claims Malaysian minister (townflex.com)
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[–] 34 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

Nah, they'll just replace everyone with AI & robots. People will be stressed, but it won't be from work - problem solved!

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Can’t they just hire gay people in the first place? Can’t turn gay if you’re already gay.

    Or maybe working hard could make you super gay… or straight? I don’t know how this works.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I think it's a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.

    So once you're super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It all makes sense now. When you max out your straightness value, but keep on pushing, you cause an integer overflow. That’s a sneaky way to end up being super gay.

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