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Going to be teaching seventh graders while wearing an ostomy bag (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/health@lemmy.world
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Needing jokes/comments to make when I am audibly shitting myself. Any suggestions?

In a few months I’ll be in diapers, but I’ve been told that modern adult diapers are pretty good at their job/probably will muffle it more.

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[–] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Lookup kent carnivore on youtube, he had the same procedure. He found a zero carb diet reduced the bag output noise and gas the most. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN50f9DsAPk

Lean into your inner apetor! Let out the noises from your soul! He is my favorite ostomy bag action hero. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o74PecNduQg Skal!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I would not recommend this. A zero carb diet is not healthy and may actually be harmful to the liver, especially long-term.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    There is controversy that's true. But as far as all of my reading has gone it is quite healthy. But regardless, the simple fact is fat and protein is digested by the stomach, and the other stuff isn't. If you're using an ostomy bag, that other stuff just goes into the bag. So it's not doing your body any good. So carnivore is especially appropriate for people on ostomy bags.

    A high fiber diet with an ostomy bag is just filling the bag up very quickly with gas.

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