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[–] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Toddlers like to stare at my bald head. So one time I turned around and smiled back and the little guy immediately starts crying. Bad.

Turns out I had the worst iritis ever (its kinda like pink eye but worse), looked like a zombie and probably traumatized the poor bugger for life.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    One time I was at a cafe getting lunch, and I saw an old man's skull. He wasn't just bald, he had his skull showing. It was the colour of bone with a red ring of flesh around the hole. And he was sitting and having a coffee with his friends.

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