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[–] 57 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    The blood rave scene with Muppets lmao

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