Alright.

• Upload 3 photos of yourself to this thread: 1 from your shoulders and up (with your whole face clearly visible), 1 showing your profile from the shoulders and up, and 1 where we can see your whole body. All pictures must be the original files straight from the camera app with the metadata attached.
• How tall are you in cm?
• How much do you weight in kg?
• What is your street address and postal code?
• What is your phone number with the country code?
• Are you single or married or in a relationship?
• Why you can't access your bank?
• Do you have any credit card that you have money on? If yes, what are the credit card number, expiration date, and CVC of all the credit cards that you have?
• What is the name of your bank?
• What phone do you use, and what applications do you have installed on it?
• Do you use Windows, Linux, or macOS?
• What is your interests?
• Do you have any sexual fetishes? If yes, state them all.
• What is your sexual orientation?
• Who is your closest friend?
• Do you live alone?
• Do you have any siblings?
• Are your parents still alive?
• What is your date of birth?
• Have you ever got caught by the police? If yes, for what, when, for how many times, and what was the outcome (jail, fines, etc.)?
• List your 5 favourite movies.
• List your 5 favourite TV shows.
• How many bills do you have per month?
• What kind of bills do you have?
• Name 3 people that you care the most about.

Follow the instructions and answer all of these questions truthfully so we can build a profile of you. Since you love full transparency and hate privacy, doing all of this without any lies should be easy for you.