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[–] 174 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (9 children)

If you see someone shoplift diapers, no you didn’t.

If you see someone shoplift formula, no you didn’t.

If you see someone punch a nazi, no you didn’t.

If you see someone gun down a health insurance CEO, no you didn’t.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I just saw a person fall to the floor, nothing else

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Correction: If you see someone punch a nazi or gun a CEO it was an angel sent by god with rotating rings covered in thousands of eyes and a fist.

    Edit: And it spoke to me and said "This greedy motherfucker better be afraid"

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