BaraCoded comments on People bought the trash collected from Taylor Swift's wedding.

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 86 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Meanwhile, the Federation of Planets : "Do NOT approach Earth, there's nothing we can do for them."

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You kidding me? They have scopes on us 24/7, we are their equivalent of the Twilight Zone, whole galaxy watches and laughs at our stupidity.

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[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 6 points 4 months ago

The galactic equivalent of 'Ow, my balls'.

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[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That would make UFOs their equivalent to our Scientology Speedrunning challenge?

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[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

They're watching us about to do something stupid.

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[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago

*Until the old alcoholic gets his warp drive working.

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