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[–] 54 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You can just make them up

“You can’t fling a dick in a pond without lunging a tugworm”

“Flock me a dozen cranberries and I’ll show you a real bandana”

“Eatin’s alright for the kanga, it’s the Joey’s that’ll cunt up your goomers”.

They’re all shit but you get me

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 4 months ago

    You can just make them up

    Sure, but if your boss and/or HR finds out, you'll probably get in trouble for it unless your workplace is much cooler about that sort of thing than most 🤷🏻

    It's true, though. Flinging a dick in a pond would entail some changes in the laws of physics, tugworm or no 😄

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