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No wonder people were hoarding it during COVID (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Disagree about the assisting tool. Yes, you can still find shit, if you stick your finger up your bum hole, but you don't need to powerwash your intestines to be clean. They'll be full of shit soon after anyways. So long as the outside of the door is squeaky clean, that's as clean as you'll get.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What sort of horrendously overpowered bidet do you have that can push through the sphincter like that?! And more importantly...

    Where can I buy one?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I use a hand-operated travel bidet, so it's exactly as overpowered as my handshake is firm. 🙃

    More seriously, I did say not everything past the sphincter will get cleared out. But yeah, I believe it is generally possible for humans to relax their sphincter, so if you angle the beam right, that should do the trick...

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