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[–] 221 points 4 months ago (19 children)

I mean, his best defense is he didn't fucking do it.

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  • [–] 134 points 4 months ago (15 children)

    He was at my house watching Lord of the Rings at the time, so I don't see how he could have fucking done it.

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  • [–] 53 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I saw him going into your house from the ring cam across the street, so I don't see how he could have fucking done it.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Me and some redditors looked at hours of footage and were able to follow the suspect south into jersey. Idk what the FUCK the FBI were doing in Pennsylvania harassing and planting evidence on my boy LUIGI.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Because at some point, they realized they weren't actually going to be able to catch the person who did it.

    If they didn't arrest someone, they would have invited copycats.

    They can't let the public even consider that vigilante justice is possible. At all times, they must appear competent.

    Based on what they were saying during the shooting investigation, they were truly stuck.

    Whoever did it was Law Abiding Citizen-level meticulous. I don't want to speculate too much, but one thing is clear:

    There's no chance in hell that, if they caught the real shooter, they would have found incriminating evidence on him, not unless he wanted them to for some reason.

    They arrested someone to control the narrative.

    There's a truth we're not allowed to acknowledge: violence has often been used throughout history as a response to disenfranchisement and injustice.

    Many people in the modern world have been conditioned to believe that only the state can decide when violence is justified. In that sense, we've domesticated ourselves. Yet every individual remains capable of resistance, and powerful institutions are not infallible.

    They are comfortable in their control, and the most dangerous thing this shooting did was remind people that we're not powerless.

    We just live in a state of learned helplessness.

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Even without joke alibis, he clearly isn't the shooter. He looks nothing like the pictures. Like, different bone structure and everything.

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  • [+] -6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I hadn't heard this before, you think this guy was like "I really want everyone to swoon over me, and will risk being prison pretty boy for clout!"

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago*

    eh... that depends on how hard the state and federal prosecution/courts are gonna finger-bang him.

    which is probably a lot

    seems like his lawyers triad to bluff the prosecutors with a new defense strategy, and they didn't get any traction in pretrial motions, so they've dumped it.

    this guy's getting railroaded. no blame on the defense for testing out some ideas...

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