▲ 599 ▼ Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues (futurism.com) submitted 4 months ago by madeindex@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 122 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) Another forced reassignment? Fuckin' A, man! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 4 months ago And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 4 months ago And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... permalink fedilink source parent