I feel like you dropped the /s which might be confusing to the average reader who can't see obvious sarcasm.

You need to vote blue or else you won't have any choices later!

You can talk about this moment in the primaries. But also, not too loudly or polarizing because we don't want the Republicans to use the same points in the general election. And honestly, we should do it mostly in private

Not real things that anyone ever says or does but ok