Even 4 years ago, I was super excited about AI. It was a neat little toy. It had promise. Then it became the fucking pumpkin spice of the tech world.

But like... if pumpkin spice also stole all the other recipes, replaced the baristas, destroyed the bean farms, flooded the menu with fake drinks, and then lectured you about innovation when you asked why everything suddenly tasted like sewage.

--“You’re right to call that out. Let me make you a fresh cup, but this time I won’t use water from the toilets.”

--Makes a new cup from the urinal instead.