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Shopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thief (www.bbc.com)

submitted 4 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca -3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

until I see them go outside to their luxury SUV and leave their shopping cart in the way

then I'm making a scene

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Why is this the default response? The only truly upsetting thing is them not returning the shopping cart. Everything else just makes me feel sad for them and our society.

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