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Programmer Humor

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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm convinced that Jira is difficult on purpose to sell more consultancy and gold partnerships and trainers

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

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[–] DragonSidedD@monero.town 7 points 1 year ago*

As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian's

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you'll search for a ticket and it straight up just doesn't find it. Then you search for it again and wow, now it's suddenly appeared.

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