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[–] 35 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

Not only did my parents have sex (ew), but also, I didn't fuckin' ask to be here. Now I have to do shit like:

  • Have a job,
  • Pay bills,
  • Go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills...
  • Brush and see a dentist regularly,
  • Wear pants,
  • Be anxious, depressed, autistic, and attention insufficient,
  • Take medications for the above conditions,
  • Poop,
  • Pee,
  • Eat healthy regularly,
  • Not get fat despite all of the easy to get calorie-dense foods out there,
  • Schedule checkups with a doctor, and eventually
  • Die

And society (whatever that is) expects me to have sex and have kids, too! UGH.

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