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Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You fucking idiot

You absolute baffoon

Donkey Kong Country let 2nd player play at the same time as you

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[+] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

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[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Or a sibling for that matter

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[+] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Oof, I might be the fool thinkong of DKC 2

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

All the SNES DKC games were one player at a time only.

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