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[–] 11 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Furry creature types with ease

Paws playing music with keys

Telling their feeders what2 do

Are they predators or is it true

If you die the beast will eat yu

Barfing up sum vry nasty goo

Barbed penis and many fleas

But I wanna pet them, please

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    I'm just being me as I understand God wants me to be. What am I doing? I don't fukken know, dude. But thank you for the thanks.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    never heard of God, but appreciate the poetry

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    A skit of three lines:

    Man: I am the son of God!

    Woman: That's blasphemous!

    Man: But sister, surely you know our father?

    God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system; entanglements defined by the communication process of Server, Client, Holy Internet.

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