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[–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is why I maintain eye contact and growl a little louder each step they take towards me. When they get real close I show my teeth and start licking them. If they don't get the hint I bark and snap at the air.

If they reach out to take my plate after all these warnings. I gobble down frantically on the contents, as they lift the the plate. Each bite making growling noises between breaths.

If they get the signal and back up without touching my plate. I'll start wiggling my butt and continue munching happily well side eyeing them. If we make direct eye contact I pause and flash my teeth.

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