Everyone can handle a no

Oh dude. Keep that innocence but maybe buy and train your self in self defense bullshit, like throwing a stack of papers (or whatever is in your hands at the moment, but most of the times I've needed it have been photocopier related because fuck you Xe Rox Regent of the Toner Mines and you tend to write what you know) straight up in the air, shrieking like a whooping stooge and running the fuck away. Has not failed me once.