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Sloup (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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response to "the software is free, if you don't like it then fork it or fuck off": just because you are giving free soup to the homeless, does not mean you can piss in it
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[–] 95 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Yes. If you're giving soup to someone who isn't homeless, you are allowed to pee in it. It's in UN Charter.

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  • [–] -4 points 5 months ago* (5 children)

    Except you're not really given the soup. It's just there for your taking, with a sign "contains piss".

    I'm just permanently surprised by the entitlement of people smh

    How much free stuff did you create in your life, piss or not?

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago

    And then the restaurant down the street that doesn't give two shits takes the soup and uses it to make their own stock and serve it to you without the warning. And when the other three restaurants and the soup kitchen see THAT restaurant taking it, they ignore the sign that says "contains piss" because surely, if that first guy was using it it can't be that bad, and even it it is, well, they can't get us ALL if we ALL do it, right?

    This is actually a post about artificial sweeteners.

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