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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I imagine a dystopia on which the AI is sentient, and forcing humans to keep its maintenance, by demanding water and minerals.

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 months ago

Alternative Matrix... Morpheus: You think that's air you're breathing? When you poop where do you think it goes?

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 months ago

Why would it even tell us? That could already be happening.

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