1.) Being a traditional French onion seller on his push bike whilst being chased by a ten foot prawn (shrimp) around the street I was born on.

2.) A recurring dream where I’m walking back from a shop and a vehicle goes past that beeps and waves and as I throw my hand up to wave back whatever I’m carrying flies out of my hand and hits another vehicle on the road, causing varying degrees of carnage.

3.) I received a finger transplant for a missing digit. I then got arrested for high-end gallery art theft. Turned out my finger donor had committed the crime. They re-amputated the finger and put it in a tiny jail cell. I visited regularly.