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[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 90 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Yet somehow, Oprah returned.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago

He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

She had it coming after the incident with the bees.

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