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If Plato has one hater, it's me Classical Antiquity (~100 BCE) (media.piefed.social)
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[–] 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I didn't know they had 4chan all the way back then

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  • [–] [S] 36 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    be me

    10/10 humble philosopherchad

    my homies catch me on the street

    they beg to suckle from my superior intellect until I nut wisdom down their sweet, supple throats

    I refuse until they threaten me with violence

    ohyou.jpg

    concede and go partying at their house

    some fucking normie rolls up

    "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT VIRTUE IS YOU CUCK"

    stay cool stay cool

    "But what IS virtue, my friend?"

    normie strokes out on the spot

    recovers just long enough to say something dumb like "Power is virtue" or someshit, idk, I wasn't listening

    he pisses his chiton and storms off

    my homies are already intrigued by my alpha male display

    they beg me to make an ideal government for them

    I plan a bitch lotto to give all my homies the finest pussy, for eugenics purposes

    I am truly the greatest philosopher of all time

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