Why would I not know what they mean?
A Virtual LAN lets you group different ports by priority and security level. Trusted devices behind the most security, quarantined from public-facing devices with different security features, quarantined from a guest network that you can let people connect to without exposing your whole system.
QoS prioritizes some tasks over others. If you have a matrix server on one port and you're playing a game on another, it can prioritize traffic for the port that the game is on.
A Network Gate Firewall has additional security features that ufw doesn't have, including active sniffing and packet filtering.
A managed switch is a network switch that has a CPU to enable these kinds of features. Unlike an unmanaged switch, which only does packet switching, but is still better than a plain ethernet hub.
Not sure why you felt the need to be condescending. You could have just said that the OpenWRT kernel doesn't support every feature that the hardware does and maybe list some of the ones that it doesn't. It wouldn't have been that hard.