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[–] 96 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (25 children)

A stroke. Leave him in a semi-vegetative state but keep his mind as aware as possible. I want him to live a long life after that, in the worst possible misery: that of being a prisoner of your own body. I want him aware when the world celebrates that he's become a bedridden monster that nobody wants near and everyone fights to keep away because he's not relevant anymore.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish—every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears."

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    This is delicious. What is this from?

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    I wish locked-in syndrome for him

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    That leaves room for pity. Not optimal.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Fuck that.

    Locked in with only a TV to keep him company with Kimmel and Colbert on a loop.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    God that would turn me on so much. Him in a vegetative state where he was still watch TV and see just how much the world celebrates his decline. Watching as people crowd the streets cheering, dancing, chanting and shouting in celebration and he just gets to lay there and watch. Even Fox News is broadcasting it, calling it a disgusting act by the left but he still has to lay there and watch it unfold.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    All he can do is lay there and watch tv. The kind nurse turns on MS.NOW so he can watch it all day. Every day.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    What about ALS? Hard to believe that I'd wish that nightmare of a disease on someone, yet here we are...

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    That's not enough. Make him unable to speak, unable to even move a finger to communicate, unable to blink. And then make him immortal, but let his body continue to decay. Let every nerve in his body signal the most exquisite pain possible. And let him never pass out. Let his exhaustion be impossibly immense, yet let him never have a single moment of rest or peace. I don't want him to go to Hell. I want Hell to come to him.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Thing is he has a higher chance of dying immediately after the stroke than someone who's healthier than him. Or should I say, he has a lower chance of surviving and becoming said vegetable.

    With that said, I hope whatever happens to him is made public to a humiliating degree, is something that slowly and painfully kills him so he has to live with agony that doesn't even come close to the agony he's inflicted on others, and that he is conscious enough to know he can't do a damn thing about it.

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