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The biggest mystery known to mankind (programming.dev)

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[–] kehet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

Nowadays the answer is probably a 5,000-word essay that no one has (or will) read

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Written by AI. Also read by AI. Humans need not apply.

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[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Humans are for the bills to pay.

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago

Remember the ~~human~~ bills.

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