I want your "clinically deaf" part. There are so many people in this world I'd rather not ever hear their voices. Lmao.
Jokes aside. If your current machines are working fine and the $35 a month isn't breaking the budget, then why replace them? I'll only replace this one I have when something major fails in it, like the motherboard just dying or something I can't fix. I've already replaced the fan on it. It was like $7 from eBay or something like that. But I'm that guy who never replaces things unless they absolutely need replacement. So, if you're not that guy, ignore my dumbass. lol