There's a woman who works in the same building as me, different departments, different employers, but our jobs overlap, so we end up working together a few times a week. She's got cool tattoos, she's got a nice butt, we have similar interests. She's a little awkward, but in a cute kind of way. If she wasn't happily married and currently pregnant, I'd have probably asked her out for drinks over a year ago.

There's another woman in a different building than the one I work at, but I have to go to that building a couple times a week, so I see her a couple times a week. We technically have different employers, but we're under the same program. She looks extremely similar to a porn star whose content I've enjoyed in the past. I've always tried to keep it professional, but it's hard not to think about what she probably looks like naked sometimes while we're yapping about work and invoices and other boring stuff.