Frankly, I think this is their way of asking nicely, "Please, take good care of this one in particular— or it'll scream like a magic white boy jungle savior, and nobody wants that, right?" 🤔

i'm more clumsy than i'd care to admit. also i have cats. and once i sneezed and knocked over an entire row of schooldesks without touching them. and i have cats. probably four or five times a session if i'm using that controller?