Judge: You have been charged with First Degree Kittenphilia. Several witnesses claim they saw you approaching kittens and acting suspiciously... they're KITTENS! How do you answer to these charges?

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[–] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Uhhh... So I bribed a stray to bring her new litter over, trapped them all in my basement, got them familiar to humans for a few months, built a huge 6' by 10' kennel in our living room, and kept them locked away for a few more months. They just turned 1 in March.

Guess I'm a total monster. But they are great cats.

Edit: Don't tell the judge I had them spayed/neutered!

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