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[–] Deftworks@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Who spilled the 55 gallon drum of sulfuric acid out front, and "forgot" to clean it up?

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[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

I suppose there was a big fire. Sulfuric acid would have eaten the steel reinforcement, leaving the asphalt alone, more or less.

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