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[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 52 points 6 months ago (7 children)

So they're basically ocean punks? Hell yeah, we need to give a couple of them guitars and teach them to play three chords with their fins. The world needs an orca punk band right now.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

They stopped wearing salmon as hats and started wrecking shit.

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[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 17 points 6 months ago

Well now that you mention it, if you place a salmon on your head in the right manner, it could look like a 'mohawk' hairstyle. These orcas are clearly punk as fuck.

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 7 points 6 months ago

It's the orca out here in the Salish Sea area who have the fashion sense.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They grew up. And so should you.