I always got lefty Redneck who's just a tad bit unstable vibes personally. Reminder he spent like a day crafting a whip for his table flipping excursion, also the whole sell your cloak and buy a sword quote. Also while the term carpenter is generally accepted broadly the ancient Greek term could also be used for general laborers, which seems more aligned with Rednecks to me. Well that or some Mexican-Americans I've known, but regardless you are either being called a bastard or a pendejo.

He hanged out with prostitutes and drunks, I'd kick it with Jay man.

You're forgetting the end, where He comes back leading a Holy Army and murders everybody! The exact opposite of chill surfer dude energy.