Satan is like... so much cooler than God. Sorry not sorry
If you're like... bored on a Friday night... you're not calling Jesus, you know what I mean? You hang out with Jesus at the soup kitchen, but Satan? Satan's knocking on your window at 3am, Dodge Challenger on your lawn, beer in one hand, keys in the other like "You wanna take it for a spin, bro? I know a cool party downtown and the bartender owes me his soul, so we drink for free", you know what I mean? You don't come across a Satan all that often. You must cherish Satan, you know? Enjoy him while he's still around. Cause Satan? He goes where the fire's burning, you know? One day he might be gone and you'll be kicking yourself.