It's because you haven't tried actually good beer, bro. Try just one more, bro. I swear they don't all taste like rotten cheese, bro. Try real craft homebrew fruity Belgian IPA, it's totally different from real craft homebrew fruity German IPA. This time you'll like it, bro. Please bro I'm not an alcoholic, I swear, I legitimately like the taste of cold piss.