▲ 58 ▼ US to issue passports featuring Trump’s picture to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary (www.cnn.com) submitted 6 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/usa@lemmy.ml 19 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 6 months ago (4 children) Great, so I could wipe myself almost indefinitely. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Colors@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) I do not recommend wiping your ass with a passport. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago Or anything laminated, for that matter permalink fedilink source parent [–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 point 6 months ago I suddenly had an idea for a business of selling "Novelty Toilet Paper". I'm gonna be rich. (It's not prosecutable because it's a joke.) permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago Noooooo. The papercuts on laminated shit can send you to get stitches. Don't risk your bootyhole permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Colors@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) I do not recommend wiping your ass with a passport. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago Or anything laminated, for that matter permalink fedilink source parent [–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 point 6 months ago I suddenly had an idea for a business of selling "Novelty Toilet Paper". I'm gonna be rich. (It's not prosecutable because it's a joke.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago Or anything laminated, for that matter permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 point 6 months ago I suddenly had an idea for a business of selling "Novelty Toilet Paper". I'm gonna be rich. (It's not prosecutable because it's a joke.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago Noooooo. The papercuts on laminated shit can send you to get stitches. Don't risk your bootyhole permalink fedilink source parent