Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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[–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok, I've officially employed this method, mixing it with some other suggestions in the thread.

Cha-cha-cha-lava,

La-la-la-chicken!

Oooh chicken jockey

It's a chicken jockey!

Peaches peaches peaches peaches

Woooon-derboy!

I did get a satisfying "no dad, that's not how it goes", but then it resulted in him singing it a few more times... I think I'll just keep it up until it's clear to him he's being trolled, then we'll see what happens.

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