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[โ€“] 5 points 6 months ago* (5 children)

Going entirely on vibes here. Don't think he's a real guy, I think people photoshopped 2 or 3 affluent looking individuals to invent this character. the joke would be that he's unfuckable as hell but also mega-rich for inventing sex.

OP has been posting this theme showing him giving updates to Sex like it's a videogame. The absurdity is in that sex is not at all like a videogame and people who play videogames are believed to have very little sex. Hope I didn't ruin it, somebody please correct me if I'm wrong and he's actually a real guy. I for one am looking forward to when Sex has multiplayer

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Jacob is a real man. He is in three recent spider man movies as Peter parker's best friend. He also starred on a kitschy tv series about vampires.

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