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Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations (futurism.com)

submitted 6 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure no-one puts the used jar of sauce on the table when they're eating.

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[+] halfapage@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago

Due to not looking carefully enough, I thought it was the actual jar lid. Derp. Turns out it's a separate product. I still can't see anyone using it, though.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Maybe that's what they think people like?

Art and life are a bit blurry here, what with all the marketing.

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