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[–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Basic necessities contingent upon obedience to the billionaires. Don't like it? Tough shit. Take what we give you, and keep any complaints locked in that empty, non-rich hat rack you call a head. In fact, we mandate that you smile and thank us as we pass you by on the street, grateful that we have granted you the privilege of another day of living. But be mindful, we can revoke that privilege any time it so pleases us.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    mandate that you smile and thank us as we pass you by on the street,

    Tut! As if they would deign to tread upon soiled (shudders) commoner's ground, or suffer the indignity of having such lowly eyes gaze upon them. Ugh! /s

    Reminds me of of a good joke:

    "My lord, the workers are revolting!"

    "Well stop staring at them then!"

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    You know there was an opinion piece I read in the Guardian about the reason the wealthy love private jets. It's because of the reduced number of human "touch points". They yearn to glide through life without ever interacting with another real human.

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