Y'know what, I can't bring up my kids in a church whose authority system is based entirely on the size of fuckin' hats, okay? That's apparently how the Catholic church is run. The bigger the hat, the more important the guy, right?! Priests have no hats, Cardinals have those little red beanies, the Pope has a collection of big hats. God must have a huge fuckin' sombrero up there in heaven, huh? "Look at me, I'm God! Look at the size of my hat, who else would I be?!" "I don't know, lead singer of Los Lobos? I don't know! You tell me!"

Denis Leary, Lock 'n' Load