Who said "why aren't you playing it"? I said you should play it. Very different things.

I know why you're not playing it. It's because you're a sourpuss that doesn't like good games and does like being angry on the Internet.

I'm saying you should change that and play good games. Don't even need to spend hundreds on them. Just throw a tenner at them on sale, give them a look, maybe.

Also, and I say this with utmost sincerity, I am not a serious person. Wish I was even less serious. I'm a bit too stiff for comfort, really.