57
US operating system age verification bill "Parents Decide Act" gets published (www.gamingonlinux.com)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/DeclineIntoCensorship@lemmy.dbzer0.com
9 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Bend over, new microslop law update dropping to use your colon scan to login every 5 min

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
    •
  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    "So you stick the wireless probe up your ass until it vibrates to confirm connection. Then every time the PC requests authentication you clench your ass then relax and repeat that for the number on the screen. Ah there you go it's requesting it now, the number is 92"

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent