Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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[–] 4 points 1 year ago*

Why would you waste perfectly fine food by wiping it off with a towel? Kids in africa can surely still eat that!

Also just in case your crossword puzzle starts talking to you: no it didn't (they're not actually sentient, but can still feel pain of course). And please for the love of god, don't ask it about it's opinion on skin colors

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