Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES, DAD!

... Oh? It doesn't?

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