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I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment". (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] [S] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I am not responsible for any 'Update your Resume' meetings that result from this. But if you do it, please record the reaction of the first person who shatters their Outlook. ヾ(•ω•`)o

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    If this was here a week ago I might have rolled this out for April fool's lol, I'm the domain admin for a small company and I'm pretty sure I could get away with it for the occasion, maybe if I remember next year

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 7 months ago

    Put it in your calendar for next year! The "Lite" version is actually perfect for GPO deployment because it's a single portable .exe that deletes itself after one "event". It’s the ultimate hit-and-run prank—no uninstaller needed, just one confused employee and a lot of loud meme audio lol.

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